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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Posted
8:15 AM
by freelance radical
. STUFF YOU MIGHT NOT Sorry....I just couldn't help myself......that was a micro-protest against all the reconstructionists who want to replace the word "Christmas" with "Holiday". Anyway....this Christmas, you might not want to give anyone the newly-minted Buffalo Nickel that's the size of a silver dollar and which has a silver coating so it looks really cool, but it wasn't made by the US Mint, so it has no monitary or collector's value of any kind and I can't imagine why anyone would want to own it except for to maybe glue it unto a cap or jacket? ----------$$$---------- You also might not want to give any of your kids that motorized, underwater scooter with which they could swim or float really fast for about an hour, after which it needs to be recharged like those drills everybody's using now........except that your kid might be way deep underwater or very far away from shore, by that time, and if they can't re-charge the thing.....how could they ever get back to where you're standing.........uselessly waiting for them to show up again? ----------$$$----------- And don't give anyone a vacuum cleaner that's being advertised as the latest invention in vacuum cleaners, i.e. a BAGLESS one........when it took humanity countless decades to invent dust-collecting bags for vacuum cleaners so we wouldn't have to empty its loose-flying dust into the trash and be overcome by an allergic dust-attack! This really is a product of Extreme Corporate Chutspah that needs to be boycotted, protested, exposed, and gotten rid of. Oooooh....they're playing Queen's "We will, we will rock you" ----------$$$---------- MERRY CHRISTMAS! +++++++
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